If I Owned the Road

Recently I found myself in this situation:

If I Owned the Road

And I wished I could show this dude what would happen if I really did own the road. Things would be very different.

If I Owned the Road

I wouldn’t have to take the lane ever again. People would have their roads back, and they’d be safer because…

If I Owned the Road

Bad behavior wouldn’t be tolerated.

If I Owned the Road

And parking wouldn’t be so free and flowing.

If I Owned the Road

And that’s just the beginning.

If I Owned the Road

No, drivers don’t realize how easy they have it. But, how about we make it a little easier for people?

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65 comments

  • john April 3, 2014  

    Grammar, please.
    You wrote “pedestrians, punishments, speed limits and neighborhoods,” which are all correct, but you also wrote “driver’s” and “SUV’s”, which are incorrect. Apostrophe-S is possessive, as in the driver’s car, or the SUV’s exhaust. No apostrophe is plural, as you mean: the drivers would take a driving test, or push a button.
    Advanced: The plural possessive, all in one! That would be S-apostrophe, when you are talking about things belonging to multiple entities, like the cars’ colors, or the bikers’ rights.
    But then you know all that already.
    Great cartoons! (plural)
    🙂

  • The DC April 3, 2014  

    Awesome! I wish “You owned the roads”,they would be SOOO much nicer 😀

    The DC

  • David Merfeld April 3, 2014  

    John,
    You are correct that “driver’s” should not have an apostrophe. But, “SUV’s” is a perfectly acceptable form. According to the New York Times Manual of Style: “Use apostrophes in the plurals of abbreviations and in plurals formed from letters and figures: M.D.’s; C.P.A.’s; TV’s; VCR’s; p’s and q’s; 747’s, size 7’s…” You might choose the Chicago Manual’s approach, which does not add the apostrophe after an abbreviation, but “SUV’s” is not wrong.
    David

  • a0145 April 3, 2014  

    Cars have no place in the heart of urban cities.

  • Dave Snyder April 3, 2014  

    Reminded me of this song by heather lev, “if cars were banned”:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmrstgFCQWk

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