No Butts

The weather is getting colder and I’ve found myself caught behind some cyclists suffering from a very specific problem.

No Butts

It got me thinking… if I ever Kickstarted a bike-related accessory maybe it should be this:

No Butts

But I’m not going to Kickstarter it. I’m afraid it would actually be taken seriously and get crazy over-funded. So, for now, if you find your butt is getting frostbitten I recommend wearing a longer coat and/or belt.

 

 

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Charlotte AB Troy

Ya! Hilarious and very good. I’d like one with a tail…yes.

Timothy53

NO PLUMBER’S CLEAVAGE.

Step one, buy pants that fit.
Step two, wear a belt.

Caren

I will design you a knitting pattern! Knit your own butt warmer!

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