No Butts
The weather is getting colder and I’ve found myself caught behind some cyclists suffering from a very specific problem.
It got me thinking… if I ever Kickstarted a bike-related accessory maybe it should be this:
But I’m not going to Kickstarter it. I’m afraid it would actually be taken seriously and get crazy over-funded. So, for now, if you find your butt is getting frostbitten I recommend wearing a longer coat and/or belt.
Ya! Hilarious and very good. I’d like one with a tail…yes.
NO PLUMBER’S CLEAVAGE.
Step one, buy pants that fit.
Step two, wear a belt.
I will design you a knitting pattern! Knit your own butt warmer!