The Most Perfectest Safety Gear

There’s a lot of safety gear made for cyclists. Reflective vests, ankle reflectors, mirrors, flags, lights, more lights, fancy lights, super fancy lights.

However with all of these products it seems that cars still like to run into us. Even on purpose.

Perhaps there is better safety solution. A better way to protect ourselves. Maybe it’s something so obvious we overlook it everyday.

What is this solution you ask?

Puppies.

The Most Perfectest Safety Gear

Yes, puppies. Cute adorable puppies with big sparkly eyes and little wet noses and pink tongues.

What’s that you say? Puppies are not bike gear?

Uh, think again:

The Most Perfectest Safety Gear

Because apparently human beings don’t have a problem with hurting other human beings… just because they happen to have a bicycle.

However intentionally hurting a puppy is a totally different thing. Nobody dares do that. Because that would mean that you’re actually a bad person.

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19 comments

  • Ethan Fleming September 6, 2012  

    I can just imagine myself going down the road and yelling, “HEY YOU IN THE PRIUS, DRIVE SAFE OR THE PUPPY GETS IT!!!”

    • Ethan Fleming September 6, 2012  

      I can only imagine how the MSPCA would react to that.

  • Timothy53 January 25, 2015  

    Ever watch how drivers react to squirrels? They will change lanes even risking oncoming traffic to avoid hitting a squirrel.

    Even a dead squirrel.

    Carrying a puppy can prove problematic. They squirm, they make noise, you have to water and feed them, And they need to be walked. A lot.

    But a dead squirrel is … well … dead.

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