If Butts Could Talk

If you bike on the street you are familiar with the “door zone” (also known as the “bike lane.”) You are probably also familiar with another frequent obstacle in the bike lane. Butts.

If Butts Could Talk

Yes,  the bike lane is the place where people mess with unseen shit inside their car. While I see them in advance and can avoid them, it still causes nerves since it forces me to merge into traffic. And I always ring my bell as I pass in case they are inclined to back even further into my path.

Because I find myself dodging butts so often, I’ve started to wonder what is so fascinating inside their cars.

I wonder if they dropped something super important.

If Butts Could Talk

Or if they are having some mechanical issues with their vehicle.

If Butts Could Talk

Or if they are just a little lonely.

If Butts Could Talk

If Butts Could Talk

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13 comments

  • vicki November 12, 2011  

    I just stumbled upon your blog, and love it! Thank you 🙂

  • AJ November 12, 2011  

    I always go for the friendly ass-slap when passing round bike lane occupants. Should I not be encouraging their behavior?

  • themondaybiker November 14, 2011  

    What fun artwork!!! At least if you can see their butts that means the door is already opened and you’re safe from being doored. I’ll take a butt over a door anytime.

  • Ethan Fleming November 19, 2011  

    Someday, someone is going to do this with an ass that is just too big. When that bike passes it will be a cat-ASS-trophy

  • Eli Damon January 15, 2012  

    The real problem is the placement of a bike lane in a door zone in the first place. Bike lane or no bike lane, just stay out of the door zone.

    • Ethan Fleming April 25, 2012  

      And drivers complain the they don’t like us in the “car lane” when there is a bike lane.

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