Finding My Voice
Sometimes when you’re on a bike, you need to make some noise. And I don’t mean a bicycle bell.
Watching others, it seems yelling works best. People naturally respond when they hear a human voice in crisis. However, I’ve always been more of the creative introverted type that prefers drawing thoughtful illustrations than drawing attention by yelling.
But being a creative introvert hasn’t proved good in urgent situations. So I decided to take a class in yelling from an expert.
I was a horribly untalented student, but very determined. I worked hard and practiced whenever I got the chance.
So now I think I’ve finally mastered it: a yell so loud it stops drivers in their tracks.
But I really wish drivers wouldn’t make me demonstrate it for them.
Funny–I find that a loud “WHOA!!!!!!” is my go to–it seems to be the only loud noise I can summon when startled (usually by a car driver or passenger about to door me). Not sure whether I’m summoning my equestrian roots or whether it just conveys the right sense of alarm-plus-STOP RIGHT THERE but it usually works.
I found my voice the other day! I was riding with traffic and was approaching an intersection where there is a merge lane for other vehicles to enter traffic. The motorists always stop their cars where I would have no room to get by and then I would need to swerve to avoid colliding with their front bumper but that would put me in the motor lane where cars are traveling to my left at 45+m.p.h (is the posted speed limit).
I could tell this motorist who was merging wasn’t going to stop and give me enough room to pass safely as I approached the merging point. Nevada also has a 3-feet law by the way. I too struggle with being vocal but in that moment, I found my voice from the bottom of my stomach and called out, “Whoah lady!!” and then, “…excuse me…” followed by “…sorry”. She was looking through her side mirror at the motor traffic and I don’t think she saw me on my bike until I yelled at her so I was glad that I did..and glad her windows were rolled down so she could hear me.
Product idea: helmet-mounted voice amplifier that only kicks on when you shout.
Or it could have a settable threshold for turning on. The reason for the threshold is to avoid amplifying your heavy breathing and cell phone conversations or singing along to your iTunes as you bike.
BTW, when I say “helmet-mounted voice amplifier”, I mean a REALLY LOUD ONE. Think truck-air-horn loud. It doesn’t have to be very understandable. It just has to be REALLY LOUD and operate automatically and instantaneously when you yell.
For the engineering geeks on here, yes, it would have to have some electronics to cancel feedback.
Air horn anyone? Cause sometimes you just can’t yell loud enuff!!!