No Butts

The weather is getting colder and I’ve found myself caught behind some cyclists suffering from a very specific problem.

No Butts

It got me thinking… if I ever Kickstarted a bike-related accessory maybe it should be this:

No Butts

But I’m not going to Kickstarter it. I’m afraid it would actually be taken seriously and get crazy over-funded. So, for now, if you find your butt is getting frostbitten I recommend wearing a longer coat and/or belt.

 

 

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37 comments

  • Richard Zach November 26, 2014  
  • Renokayaker November 26, 2014  

    That would sooo get funded in an hour on kickstarter!!!

  • DannyX November 26, 2014  

    Feeling underappreciated. Such an invention would deprive the world of the gift of seeing my magnificent intergluteal cleft, which I selflessly display on even the coldest days. It’s people like you who draw mustaches on priceless paintings.

  • Daniella November 26, 2014  

    High-waisted pants are in for ladies. They solve the butt-crack problem and look amazing!

  • Lloyd November 26, 2014  

    Duluth Trading Co. has extra-long shirts (as do lots of other companies. If it’s a gift put it a ‘crack spackal’ container. Crack sparkle, to cure plumbers crack, should also work for cyclists…

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