Unexpected Types

We all know that there are only two types of cyclists, right?

Types

Well, I happened to see this cyclist the other day at the grocery store:

Types

Now I’m confused. Which of the two cyclist types is he?

Yeah, the stereotypes don’t make much sense.

It would kind of be like classifying all drivers like this:

Types

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Kyklos
Kyklos
4 years 7 months ago

It’s obvious right? The third type is actually just when the “two types” get old and require oxygen assistance, and can’t be bothered to shave.

David
David
4 years 7 months ago

LOL. I might have a new stereotype for you. I haven’t shaved in decades and considering that I am enclosed within my Velomobile, a human powered vehicle, I could be buck necked for all you know.
As for the Lance Armstrong Wannabes, I’ve been accused of “tormenting the roadies”.

anniebikes
4 years 7 months ago

Those shorts on the Lance Armstrong type are definitely eye candy. I think the manufacturers planned it that way…

cycler
4 years 7 months ago

nicely said

John Romeo Alpha
4 years 7 months ago

I need to see if the oxygen tank dude has a tribal tat or not before I can tell you which type he is.

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