No Butts
The weather is getting colder and I’ve found myself caught behind some cyclists suffering from a very specific problem.
It got me thinking… if I ever Kickstarted a bike-related accessory maybe it should be this:
But I’m not going to Kickstarter it. I’m afraid it would actually be taken seriously and get crazy over-funded. So, for now, if you find your butt is getting frostbitten I recommend wearing a longer coat and/or belt.
It exists:
http://riyoko.ca/products/shirtbands-long
That would sooo get funded in an hour on kickstarter!!!
Feeling underappreciated. Such an invention would deprive the world of the gift of seeing my magnificent intergluteal cleft, which I selflessly display on even the coldest days. It’s people like you who draw mustaches on priceless paintings.
High-waisted pants are in for ladies. They solve the butt-crack problem and look amazing!
Duluth Trading Co. has extra-long shirts (as do lots of other companies. If it’s a gift put it a ‘crack spackal’ container. Crack sparkle, to cure plumbers crack, should also work for cyclists…